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[saltyadam]

[droptheious]

Shiro's a teenager now and he's being an idiot. We need to get him out of the ocean before he freezes to death.

You know. Like an idiot.

...Please tell me you're not a teenager, too.

[saltyadam]

Yes, I saw. I'm talking to him now. I just... I know we were together at this age, I just don't remember him being quite this stupid.

[droptheious]

Maybe he and Lance are feeding into one another. Like... a stupidity sourdough or something.

[saltyadam]

[Stupidity sourdough... he's using that one later, Varian.]

I'll see if I can talk Takashi out of the water. Lance will probably follow. Pretty sure he'd follow Takashi into live fire.

[droptheious]

[You're welcome, Pops!]

Good luck! I think you'll definitely need it. Tell me if you need me to literally throw a net on them to drag them out.

[saltyadam]

[A bit of time passes, then--]

I managed to get Takashi out.

[It honestly wasn't that hard once he used The Eyebrows]

Working on Lance now.

I still can't believe we survived being teenagers.

[droptheious]

Oh good, I'm glad. I was honestly worried they'd be there until they actually froze to death.

[How DID any of them survive being teenagers? Good LORD.]

I tried to get Lance to move but so far no dice. I even threatened to get his mom. She's not here, but he doesn't know that.

[saltyadam]

[Adam lets out a short bark of laughter.]

A solid move. I'm trying to appeal to his sense of 'coolness,' but I'm afraid that's never been my strong suit.

[droptheious]

I don't think Lance believes anyone is cooler than him so I can see why that tactic wouldn't quite work.

[saltyadam]

Is that a pun?

[droptheious]

...No, but I'm gonna pretend it was.

[saltyadam]

I'll let you have it. We'll call it a gift.